Let’s be honest: you’d rather be anywhere else than stuck at the family table dodging Christmas questions about politics, your job, school, or why you’re still single.
 
But if you have to be there, at least you can look good while avoiding every conversation like a pro.
 
This fully knitted Christmas sweater is warm, comfy, and distracting enough to make Aunt Karen forget to ask stuff like:
“What’s your plan for the future?”, “Any special someone yet?”or “Who do you think is ruining the country?”
 
Instead, she’ll be like:
“What’s Zaagphoric?, “Which festivals are you hitting next year?” and “How do I get on your level of holiday energy?”
 
A sweater that keeps you cozy, stylish, and blissfully unavailable for serious conversations.